Her Mothership: So how was last night?
Me: WeLL.. Le Cousine kept bugging me to get out of the office earLier than I shouLd, so I just get out Late.
HM: And then?
Me: She said we’d have dinner at 8. At 5ish we went to a swanky hair saLon and the make-up guy made me wear heavy fake eyeLashes. Then we just waLked around the maLL. LC insisted we must arrive 5 minutes Late.
Me: So we arrived 5 minutes Late.
HM: How was the man?
Me: He’s.. smaLL. Shorter than me. And.. mature? He’s oLder than LC.
HM: (Is that a snicker on her face?) What does he do?
Me: He said he has some.. business. But I think he’s aLso reLated to poLitics because LC kept saying he’d be busy for the upcoming presidentiaL eLection.
HM: What did you talk about?
Me: Economy? Japan? TraveL? Maybe he thought I’m stupid.
Le Cousine: Why didn’t you pick up my calls last night???
Me: Sorry, when you caLLed I was stiLL trying to get the fake Lashes off.
LC: So what do you think about him?
Me: He’s.. (sounds) smart.
LC: That’s good, you’LL never get bored with smart guys. And why didn’t you Let him drive you home?
Me: Do I have to?
LC: Well, next time if you go out together, you’ll have to let him drive you home. Some men like independent women, but some are scared of them. Okay? Do you understand?
Me: Okay. *as if there wouLd be a next time*
LC: So can I give him your number?
Me: Yeah. *whatever*
The Man: Morning. Are you doing anything today?
Me: Morning. Nope, just hibernating.
TM: Want to go see a movie?
Me: *Oh shit. Fuck.*